Ode to the Banana Man

{not the Piano Man}

It's 9:24 on a tuesday morn'and the atheist blog is in full swing.
And they cling to the nothing that they say will save them.
but it's nothing but faith that they bring.

And the sound of a man on a plastic crate.
As he speaks out several commands.
The commands that he speaks and repeats and repeats.
Are those of his God and not man.

But the crowd isn't wanting to hear of this.
As some listen with heads hung so low.
And others are screaming at the top of their lungs.
And say "Man! You've got to go!"

"Leave us alone oh Banana-Man!"
"Leave us alone without fear!"
"For we've learned this from thinking men from the past who say:"
"I'll tell you why you all you are here!"

Oh la di di da di di dah dah dahhh!

I don't believe many heard that day.
For many had turned from the truth.
But as many as follow the god of self.
Are still looking round for more of their proof.

It's not the fault of the Lord who spoke.
The world, the Word and His Son.
For the clearity of the evidence.
Keeps them out of the Light of the One.

And that day will arrive with such awesome wrath.
As the Atheist can't look up to see.
As the Words of the Lord God Almighty speak.
They hear "worker of sin go from Me."

So keep on preaching Banana-Man!
Witness with all of your might!
And Lean on the Lord and His Glorious Word!
And may God keep you strong for the fight!

(fight: the mission all Christians are called to take part in.)

For God so loved the World that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him would not perish but have everlasting Life.

originally published on Atheist Central June 29, 2010 7:26 AM